RULES

1. If your parents have to drop you off or pick you up in New Orleans do not reply.

2. If you are a big fine girl that is unable to bac dat azz up do not respond.

3. If you find anything obscene do not respond.

4. If you ever kicked me out of a bar in New Orleans do not respond.

5. We are not responsible for what happens to you outside the confines of  the house I.E. getting mugged by criminals, getting mugged by the police. Trust no one. 

6. You are responsible for your own intoxication don't expect us to know you had a bottle of Goldschlager when we find you face down in the gutter. 

7. Remember no beads no matter how big they are worth losing your life for we can get them for three dollars in Gretna. That goes for big titties as well.

8. If you are more than three feet up on a balcony you are more than able to fall on your head and die. Don't make us put the retarded child helmet on you, unless you want that as your costume. 

9. Sometimes that really hot looking chick, will be a guy. No need to pull a Jenny Jones just laugh it off and look for an Adams apple next time. 

10. People will take your money if they can. Only carry as much as you plan on drinking. 

11. New Orleans is an incredibly old city and therefore let it be known that many of the buildings could collapse on you at any given moment especially if there are a hundred fat drunks up on the roof. 

12. And finally remember no one forced you to enter this contest so be kind and helpful to your gracious host Stephen he would do the same for you if he came to visit.